Seafood Posted May 20, 2020 Author #76 Posted May 20, 2020 What's the best thing for a hangover in the morning? Fifteen pints of lager the night before. 1
Seafood Posted June 24, 2020 Author #77 Posted June 24, 2020 What's the difference between a Tampon and a Lada? The Tampon comes with its own tow rope. 1
Seafood Posted June 27, 2020 Author #78 Posted June 27, 2020 How does a prostitute take her liquor? By the ears.
Seafood Posted June 27, 2020 Author #79 Posted June 27, 2020 What do you call a woman on one leg? Eileen
Seafood Posted July 8, 2020 Author #80 Posted July 8, 2020 What do mechanics and lesbians have in common? Snapon Tools!
Seafood Posted July 20, 2020 Author #82 Posted July 20, 2020 How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? Cut the rope. 1
Seafood Posted August 7, 2020 Author #83 Posted August 7, 2020 What is the best way to cook alligator? In a croc pot 2
Seafood Posted August 7, 2020 Author #84 Posted August 7, 2020 What do fish do in a crisis? They sea-kelp
Seafood Posted August 14, 2020 Author #85 Posted August 14, 2020 What’s better than winning the lottery Winning it the day after you’re divorce comes in
Seafood Posted August 22, 2020 Author #86 Posted August 22, 2020 How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Seafood Posted August 23, 2020 Author #87 Posted August 23, 2020 What did the horse say to the one legged jockey. How you getting on.
Seafood Posted August 29, 2020 Author #88 Posted August 29, 2020 What has hit more balls than David Beckhams right boot? Katie prices chin!! 1
Seafood Posted September 17, 2020 Author #89 Posted September 17, 2020 Why do U2’s legal team work for free? Because they’re pro Bono
Seafood Posted October 29, 2020 Author #90 Posted October 29, 2020 Why do Marxists only ever drink horrible tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
Seafood Posted November 7, 2020 Author #91 Posted November 7, 2020 What do electric vehicles and Diarrhoea have in common? Range Anxiety!
Seafood Posted November 8, 2020 Author #92 Posted November 8, 2020 Q: What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? A: There's one less drunk at the funeral. 1
Seafood Posted November 14, 2020 Author #93 Posted November 14, 2020 What's the difference between a tramp and an MP? One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society. The other's a tramp. 2
Seafood Posted March 23, 2021 Author #94 Posted March 23, 2021 Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Seafood Posted April 8, 2021 Author #95 Posted April 8, 2021 Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car. 1
Seafood Posted April 8, 2021 Author #96 Posted April 8, 2021 Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 #97 Posted April 24, 2021 How do you save a lawyer from drowning? Stop pressing his head under water. 1
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 #98 Posted April 24, 2021 Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? Because she ran away from the ball 1
koolkat Posted April 24, 2021 #99 Posted April 24, 2021 Professor: What’s your superpower? Me: Hindsight. Professor: That’s not going to help us. Me: Yes, I see that now 1
Seafood Posted April 27, 2021 Author #100 Posted April 27, 2021 What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake? One less drunk!
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