Seafood Posted September 5, 2018 Share #1 Posted September 5, 2018 What do you call a Russian with Bronchitis Ivor Chestikov 1 1 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share #2 Posted September 5, 2018 What do you call an Indian man that travels a lot? Bindair Dundat 1 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted September 6, 2018 What are the three words you dread to hear when making love ? Honey I'm home 3 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted September 6, 2018 Whats the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your whole week. 2 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted September 8, 2018 Want to know how to make your wife scream while you're having sex? Call her up and tell her what you're doing. 1 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 12, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted September 12, 2018 What do you call a marathon where all the runners are transvestites? A drag race. 1 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted September 15, 2018 How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It must be more than eight, 'cause my spare room's still dark. 2 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted September 16, 2018 Teacher:"I have a green ball in one hand, a green ball in another, what do I have" Student:"Kermit the Frog begging for mercy" 3 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted October 3, 2018 Why can’t dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the f**kline 1 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted October 3, 2018 How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share #11 Posted October 8, 2018 Q: Why are PCs like air conditioners? A: They stop working properly if you open Windows! 2 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted October 8, 2018 Q: What do you call Windows Multitasking? A: Screwing up several things at once! 2 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted October 10, 2018 Q. Where did Noah keep his Bees? A. In the Arkhives 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted October 12, 2018 Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman? A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up. 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted October 30, 2018 Q. What’s the most dangerous thing a F1 Grand Prix driver does? A. Skiing. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted November 1, 2018 Japanese Doctor Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not ma ke you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up! Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted November 2, 2018 Q: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? A: They pumpkin. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share #19 Posted November 8, 2018 Q: What has made you feel more of a man than anything else? A: For me it was the introduction of the metric system. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted November 9, 2018 Where did Little Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted November 10, 2018 What did the guy say when he walked into a bar in California? "Free shots for everyone" 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share #22 Posted November 10, 2018 Why don't they have ice cubes in Ireland? The Irish have forgotten the recipe. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share #23 Posted November 12, 2018 How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As Mushroom as possible 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted November 20, 2018 What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A d*ck in a box. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted November 21, 2018 How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together! 2 Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now