Seafood Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share #26 Posted November 25, 2018 What do ya call a surprised Chinese man? Ho Lee fuk 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share #27 Posted December 15, 2018 What kind of running means walking? Running out of petrol... 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share #28 Posted December 28, 2018 Why did God invent marriage? Because hopes and dreams won't crush themselves y'know. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share #29 Posted January 1, 2019 What's the difference between cycling and making out. One has you sticking your legs and moving your arse.. The other has it sticking the arse and moving the legs 1 Link to comment
donduck Posted January 31, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 31, 2019 Why did Mickey divorce Minnie? Because she was fckg Goofy. 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share #31 Posted February 23, 2019 What is similarity between sex, and fishing? It doesn’t matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm. ' 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share #32 Posted March 26, 2019 Heard about the guy that invented the door knockers? He won a No Bell Price for it. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share #33 Posted April 28, 2019 What's the difference between broccoli and snot???? Kids will not eat broccoli !!! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted May 13, 2019 Why can't two women play monopoly together There's only one iron 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 22, 2019 Author Share #35 Posted May 22, 2019 If you have a wet dream, do your sheets become a dream-catcher.? 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 22, 2019 Author Share #36 Posted May 22, 2019 Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 25, 2019 Author Share #37 Posted May 25, 2019 What do forklifts and girls have in common? If you don't have one you will have to unload by hand 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share #38 Posted June 18, 2019 What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 10, 2019 Author Share #39 Posted July 10, 2019 What do you call an elf that doesn't have any building blocks? LEGOlas 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 14, 2019 Author Share #40 Posted July 14, 2019 Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share #41 Posted July 30, 2019 What is the difference between a Burger and a Shooting Star? The Burger is meatier, the Shooting star is a little meteor. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share #42 Posted August 19, 2019 What do you call a basement apartment occupied by two elderly Jewish women? A whine cellar. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share #43 Posted September 23, 2019 Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven button on phone 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted September 29, 2019 Author Share #44 Posted September 29, 2019 What is the difference between a condom and Congress? You can only put one d*ck in a condom. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share #45 Posted October 16, 2019 Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share #46 Posted October 18, 2019 What is the best place to meet really hot older women? Try the crematorium. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 24, 2019 Author Share #48 Posted October 24, 2019 What"s the difference between an Irishwoman and an Arabic woman? The Irishwoman gets stoned before she commits adultery. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share #49 Posted October 31, 2019 What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a 'Superhero'!!!...... Iron Woman is a simple instruction! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share #50 Posted October 31, 2019 What's the difference between a boxer and a woman? A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up. 1 Link to comment
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