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To drive an electric car do you need a current licence?

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What rock group has four men that don't sing ?

Mount Rushmore

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

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Ahem... what do golfers and old prostitutes have in common?

They all want to finish with the least number of strokes.

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What does a man with a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?

Decorative balls

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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What feels like British but isn’t actually British?

The contents of the British Museum.

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My child won't eat fish. What should I replace it with?

A cat. Cats love fish.

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The difference between prostitution and crucifixion is the noise they make when getting nailed
 
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What's the worst thing about running into your ex?
Finding replacement car parts.
 
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How did the police catch the naked man breaking into Zales?
They grabbed him by the jewels.

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Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
You never know how long it’ll last.
 

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Why do some football players never get married? They’re already committed to the game.

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Do you know why almond milk is called milk?
Because no one can call it nut juice and keep a straight face!
 
 
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