First Pint with Son

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An Irishman's first drink with his son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint. 

Off we went to our local pub only a hundred yards from the cottage. I got him a Guinness He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it. I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope! 

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast Ireland's finest whiskey. He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so poo-faced I could hardly push his pram back home!!!