Three Monkeys

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Three Monkeys

A guy walks into a pet store, and sees three cages, each containing a monkey dressed in a police uniform.

The first cage had a $500 price tag on it, the second cage had a $1,000 price tag on it, and the third cage had a $5,000 price tag on it.

The guy points at the first cage, and asks the proprietor about it. 

The proprietor tells him "This is our 'Officer" model police monkey. He knows all the state statutes, is qualify with a Glock, and writes great reports. A great value, for $500."

Then the guy points at the second cage, and asks the proprietor about that one. 

The proprietor tells him "This is our 'Sergeant' model police monkey. He can supervise up to five 'Officer' model police monkeys, he's qualified as a Range Officer, and he can teach Arrest Defence Tactics. A great value, for $1,000."

Finally, the guy points at the third cage, the one with the $5,000 price tag on it, and asks the proprietor about that one. 

The proprietor tells him "This is our 'Lieutenant' model police monkey." but offers no further explanation. 

The guy asks: "So what does HE do?"

The proprietor sheepishly replies:

"Well, sir...we've never actually seen him do anything."