16 Funny Laws-Rules Of Work-Life

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16 Funny Laws-Rules Of Work-Life

1. MURPHY'S LAW OF LOCKERS ~ If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
2. LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT ~ Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
3. BROWN'S LAW OF PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ~ If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
4. LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR ~ Once your hands coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
5. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP ~ Any tool, when dropped, rolls to d least accessible corner.
6. DOCTORS' LAW ~ If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
7. WILSON'S LAW OF MARKETING STRATEGY ~ As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
8. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM ~ When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
9. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW ~ If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
10. O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW ~ If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
11. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS ~ The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
12. LAW OF PHYSICAL SURFACES ~ The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
13. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW ~ When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
14. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS ~ The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
15. LAW OF THE THEATRE ~ At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
16. OWEN'S LAW ~ As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.