Andr-Tech uk666 Posted April 6 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted April 6 Jesus was... Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate about the ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. One by one they offered their evidence: Real good arguments that... Jesus was Mexican: His name was Jesus He was bilingual He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that... Jesus was black: He called everyone "brother" He liked Gospel He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that... Jesus was Jewish: He went into his father's business He lived at home until he was 33 He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God But then there were equally good arguments that... Jesus was Italian: He talked with his hands He had wine with every meal He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that... Jesus was Californian: He never cut his hair He walked around barefoot He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that... Jesus was Irish: He never got married He was always telling stories He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence... Jesus was a woman: She fed a crowd at a moment's notice Men didn't understand her Even when dead, she arose to complete her work 2 Link to comment
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