Lottery

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Lottery

Two old Jewish guys chatting over the garden fence and one says to the other, "If you were to win two million on the lottery, what would you do with it Shimon?"

Shimon smiles and replies, "well Heimi, we're old now and I only need a million, so I'd give you a million and we could both be millionaires for the last few years of our life."

Heimi is overwhelmed and says, "oh my Shimon, what a true friend you are, I'm so lucky to have known you."

So, Heimi asks, "well what if you had two Rolls Royce's?"

Shimon thinks for a minute and says, "well I can only drive one so I'd give you one and we could both cruise around Israel in luxury."

Heimi shakes his head in disbelief and says, "whatever did I do to deserve such a big-hearted friend such as you."

Heimi then says:

"Well let's say you had two chickens".......Shimon cuts him short and says, "now f##k off, you know I've got two chickens!"