Are You Lonesome

[Seafood]

Are you lonesome tonight

is your brastrap too tight

are your corsets just drifting apart

have you got a big chest

making holes in your vest

does your spare tyre

reach out into the night

are your stockings all laddered

are you wearing them thin

do you hold up yor knickers

with a big safety pin

are your false teeth all worn

do they drop when you yawn

well its no wonder your lonesome tonight

[BamSec1]

Who comes up with this kind of funny lyrics?