Mississippi

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Mississippi

A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated Conversation.

The Lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she hears one of them say:

'Emma come first. Den, I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den, I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take any more of this. 'You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig' she retorted angrily, 'In this country we do not speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'

'Hey coola down lady' the man said:

'Who talking about Sex, I was just telling my friend how to spell the great states of 'mississippi'