Dizzy Blonde

[Seafood]

A dizzy blonde is soaking in the bath, her feet gently stroking the hot and cold taps.

Suddenly, she realises she's got her big toe stuck in the end of one of the taps and calls for her husband's assistance

"You silly girl," he says. "I'll have to call the plumber. Here, cover your fanny with this." And he hands her an old jockey's cap from the hatbox.

An hour later, the plumber arrives, looks the blonde up and down, weighing up the situation and says; "Well I can get your toe out, but there's fcuk all I can do for Willie Carson.