Andr-Tech uk666 Posted March 22 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted March 22 Old Age, Hilarious and Insightful Reflections... Remember yesterday and Dream about tomorrow; but you better live for today! How quickly the years pass ~~~~~ Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So, it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 1 Link to comment
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