30 Savage Comebacks

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30 Savage Comebacks

There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a good comeback (although you'll eventually come up with the best response ever...about three days later). 

Rather than kicking yourself later when you think of something clever you should have said, keep some comebacks at the ready, just in case.

List Of Savage Comebacks:

1. I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
2. Beauty is skin deep, but you are ugly to the bone.
3. Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
4. Okay, let me file what you just said under ‘I couldn’t care less.’
5. If you don't like my opinion of you—improve yourself!
6. Are you naturally this dumb or do you have to put in effort?
7. Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
8. If I had a dollar for every time, you said something smart, I'd be broke.
9. You are not as bad as people say. You are much, MUCH worse!
10. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people in the world.
11. There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half—I don’t want two of you around!
12. You are so ugly that when you looked in the mirror, your reflection walked away.
13. Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
14. I would love to insult you, but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.
15. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
16. You are like the sun—not because you light up my world, but because it hurts to look at you.
17. Were you born this stupid, or did you take lessons?
18. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
19. So, if I typed ‘idiot’ into Google image search, would your picture come up?
20. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
21. I’ve been called worse by better people.
22. You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.
23. You know what’s funny? Not you, so shut up!
24. Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don’t care.
25. Normally, people live and learn. You, on the other hand, just live.
26. I would ask you how old you are, but I know that you can't count that high.
27. When your mom dropped you off at school, she got apprehended by the authorities for littering.
28. Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.
29. Don't you love nature despite what it did to you?
30. Did your parents ever ask you to run away?