Fired

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Fired

Fred noticed his neighbour, Justin, had not been going in to work so, he asks Justin:

“Why are you not going to work”

“I got fired” Justin stated matter-of-factly.

“Fired?” remarked Fred, “Why did they fire you?”

Justin explained, “You know how the boss always stands around watching people but never doing anything?”

Fred chuckled, “Yeah, I know. Did you say something about it, and that pissed him off?”

“Well no,” sighed Justin:

“People around the shop started thinking I was the boss.”