A Public Service Announcement

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A Public Service Announcement

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand; 

As Ben Franklin said:

• In wine there is wisdom
• In beer there is freedom
• In water there is bacteria

In several carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E. Coli) Bacteria. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey, or other liquor), because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.

Remember:

• Water = Poop
• Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S*it.