Andr-Tech uk666 Posted March 13 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted March 13 Hilarious Unanswerable Questions Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person? Can animals commit suicide? Do bald people get dandruff? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? Do stairs go up or down? Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves? Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? Do you yawn in your sleep? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? How far east can you go before you’re heading west? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object? What is another word for “thesaurus?” What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? What’s a question with no answer called? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When French people swear do they say ‘pardon my English?’ Why do they say a football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs! Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? 1 Link to comment
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