Reality

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Reality

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told him:

"The one who knows how to fix elevators".

 I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.