Lost in Translation

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Lost in Translation

In a Bucharest Hotel:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily.

In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from the Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket counter:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.