Viking

[Seafood]

Olaf the Viking is shopping in the supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.

"What's the matter?" asks Olaf "Oh" sobs the lady "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you see, there are three steps down to the chiller cabinets" "No problem" says Olaf, lifting her on to his back "I'll take you."

Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in her basket. At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting for her with the wheelchair.

"I'd really like to thank you" says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are." Olaf just waves and walks off.

"I was really worried about you," said her husband "What have you been doing?"

"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."