Jesus

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Jesus and Saint Peter were walking along the shores of Lake Gallilee when Peter noticed something out in the lake. "What's that Lord?" he asked. "It's an oil rig" Jesus replied, "would you like to visit it?" "Sure" says Peter "Follow me" says Jesus. About fifty yards out Peter was up to his neck in water, and Jesus was walking ON the water. "I can't go further Lord, I'll drown", says Peter. "Do what I'm doing" says Jesus. "What's that, Lord?" askes Peter. " I'm walking on the pipe line, You dumb fuc!"