Sales

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then share with the class how they were successful.

Little Mary led off, "I sold lemonade and I made £30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was how warm the day was and would they like some refreshment."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made £45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "£2,467" he said. "£2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Mouthwash," said Little Johnny. "Mouthwash?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough of that to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a chocolate chip cookie stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said, "This tastes like MUD!" Then I replied ......

"It is. Wanna buy some mouthwash?"