Three friends celebrate with a night on the town...

[FunkyBuddha]

Three friends celebrate with a night on the town. The day after, hung over, the three friends meet.

The first friend says, "I can't believe how much we drank last night! I was so drunk, I blew chunks!"

The second friend shakes his head and says, "You think that's bad? I got so drunk last night, I'm pretty sure I peed in my own backpack thinking it was a urinal."

The third friend, not to be outdone, goes, "If that's the worst thing that happened to the both of you, then you got off easy! I slept with my wife's sister! My wife already found out and wants a divorce.."

The first friend looking deadly serious goes, "I don't think you two understand.. Chunks is my dog.."