Monsieur

[Seafood]

A guy starts his holiday in France at a popular restaurant. He opens the door then suddenly stops, but he sees a man walking towards him.

He gestures to the door and says, "Ma dam-" but the gentleman cuts him off. "It's Monsieur." And the man walks off looking annoyed.

Thankfully a different man started walking towards him and he points to the door and starts again "Ma dam-" but again he's cut off, "It's Monsieur, you stupid Englishman." And he keeps walking.

Finally a staff member from the restaurant comes to the door and says, "Monsieur, you are scaring away our customers and I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave."

The man says "I can't! Ma damn sleeve is stuck in the door!