Tits

[Seafood]

The priest had been invited to lunch and young Paddy asked, "Do hens have tits?"

His mother said, "Paddy, you shouldn't ask such questions," prompting the priest to say, "I believe it would be appropriate to explain to your son."

"Why do you ask?" said mom to Patty. "Well," said Paddy, "I overheard dad tell the maid that he wished his old hen had tits like she had."