You know you're 50

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You know you're 50 when...

You now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head.

Your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart's parking lot on the first try.

You have to use your GPS to locate your feet because you can't see over your belly.

Your trick knee goes out more than you do.

Your idea of a hot time is putting a heating pad on your bad back.

You want your kids' to think you're cool, so you ask them to help set up your own page on MyFace and you can't understand what they're giggling about.

Getting some action means all those prunes your doctor is making you eat are doing their job.

You and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.

Getting high means it's time to take your blood pressure medication.