Quirks Of Life

January 21

Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty

- Most people deserve each other.

- All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

- The one who snores will fall asleep first.

- The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.

- The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.

- If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.

- The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

- Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend

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