Lost

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The pilot, co-pilot and navigator climbed into the cockpit and took

their seats.

The pilot reached into his carry-on and pulled out a .38 Smith and

Wesson pistol, then placed it on the top of the instrument panel.

The navigator looked in surprise and asked "What is that for?"

"Just in case you get us lost" replied the pilot.

The navigator shrugged and pulled out a Colt .45 and put it on his console.

The pilot looked and asked "What is that for"?

The navigator replied "I will know we are lost long before you do!"