Complex Marketing Terms Explained in Plain English

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Complex Marketing Terms Explained in Plain English

We’ve all been in the meeting where there were countless acronyms or terms used that no one had any idea what they were talking about. 

Marketing and sales meetings are just as bad, so knowing these marketing terms can help your team stay on the same page and have more productive meetings. 

Complex Marketing Terms Explained in Plain English:

Direct Marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". 

Advertising
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed".

Telemarketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get her telephone number off one of her friends. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".

Public Relations
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed".

Brand Recognition
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed".