20 Humorous Funny Quotes About Success In The Workplace

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20 Humorous Funny Quotes About Success In The Workplace

Without lively chats and witty humour, the workplace might become the last place on earth where anybody would want to be. So, need to make the work environment a wee bit livelier. We may have just the thing for you: a hilarious list of funny quotes that would be perfect for your workplace.

20 Humorous Funny Quotes About Success In The Workplace:

1. Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. ~ Ray Kroc Luck
2. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. ~ Bill Gates
3. The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. ~ Sarah Brown
4. Every day I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben
5. No man goes before his time, unless the boss leaves early. ~ Groucho Marx
6. There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? ~ Kin Hubbard
7. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin
8. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~ Thomas Edison
9. Experience Is what you get when you don't get what you want. ~ Tori Filler
10. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. ~ Vince Lombardi
11. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you. ~ Steven Wright
12. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. ~ Joe Girard
13. Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. ~ T.S. Eliot
14. You never become a howling success by just howling. ~ Bob Harrington
15. Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ~ Thomas Edison
16. Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
17. Do not be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you. ~ Zig Ziglar
18. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ~ George Carlin
19. Failure is not an option; it comes bundled with the software. ~ Anonymous
20. If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. ~ Claude McDonald