Recruiting

[FunkyBuddha]

1:

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. 

Then I tried working at Nike and just couldn’t do it anymore. 

Finally, I became a maze designer. Now I get completely lost in my work. 

2:

Why did the elephant got rejected for a job? His qualifications were completely irrelephant.

And why did koala get the job? She had all the necessary koalafications.

3:

Recruiter: What is your main weakness?

Candidate: My main weakness would be my issues with reality, sometimes I can’t tell what’s real and what’s not.

Recruiter: And what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

4: 

What is the most common job amongst spiders?

Web designer.

 

5: 

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

6: 

A guy goes to Ikea for a job interview...

Recruiter: Welcome sir, nice to have you. Please assemble that chair over there and take a seat.