Who is hardest

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Who is hardest

Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I'm the hardest mint in town me! No-one's harder than me!'. With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. 

Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town?!'. 

Extra strong mint says:

`I might be hard, but he's menthal!'