Kick Snail

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Kick Snail

A man is sat at home watching T.V. when he hears a knock at the door. The man gets up and answers the door, to his astonishment there is a snail at the door. 

The snail asks "can I sell you some double glazing." To which the man replies "no" and kicks the snail down the street. 

Two days later there is another knock at the door. The man answers it and it is the snail again. The snail asks:

"What did you do that for then."