Andr-Tech uk666 Posted December 18, 2023 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted December 18, 2023 18 Funny Christmas Quotes "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple "Nothing's is mean as to give a little child something useful for Christmas." - Kin Hubbard "That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me." - Jerry Seinfeld "Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year." - Unknown "There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips "It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their smartphones." - Jimmy Kimmel "Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit." - Uknown "Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge "The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it." - Bill Vaughan "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - Bernard Manning "Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet." - Unknown "I hate the radio this time of year because they play 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' like, every other song. And that’s just not enough." - Bridger Winegar "Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?" - Matt Groening "A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." - Garrison Keillor "Next to a circus there aren’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." - Kin Hubbard "Christmas is a magical time of year…I just watched all my money magically disappear." - Unknown "They say that Christmas is just around the corner but how can it be when the world is round?" - Unknown "Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." - Gary Allan 1 Link to comment
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