Ten Politically Correct Christmas Songs

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Ten Politically Correct Christmas Songs, excuse me - Ten Holiday Songs

1. Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally-friendly Fuel Source
2. Rudolph, the Endangered and Exploited Specie
3. We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchs
4. Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-retardant, Artificial Holiday Tree
5. All I Want For Christmas is a Dental Plan
6. Frosty the Snowperson
7. I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus for Sexual Harassment
8. I’m Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Christmas
9. I’ll Be Home For Ramadan (or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice or . . .)
10. We Wish You a Non-sectarian Holiday