Training Politician

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Training Politician

A young man walks into a bar carrying a 12-gauge shotgun and a full bucket of manure. 

He walks up to the bartender and demands, "Gimme a beer!" 

The bartender says, "Not a problem, I'll get it right away." Then he serves the young man. 

The man takes the glass and drinks the entire beer in a single gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. He then walks out.

Five days later the same young man comes back into the bar. Again, he is holding the shotgun and another full bucket of manure. He struts up to the bar and orders another beer.

"Whoa their fella, we're still cleaning up from your last visit... What was that about anyway?" asked the bartender.

The young man explained:

"I am training to be a politician. From what I have heard, I need to drink beer, shoot the $#!+ and disappear for a few days, come back and see if someone else has cleaned up the mess that I left behind..."