Heaven

[Seafood]

Three men die on Xmas Eve. To get into heaven St Peter says you must have something on you that represents Xmas.

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says it's a candle, St Peter lets him pass.

The Welshman jingles his keys and says they're sleigh bells, St Peter lets him pass.

The Irishman pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says how the hell do they represent Xmas?.

Paddy says "they're Carols".