Data Science Jokes

[FunkyBuddha]

There are two kinds of data scientists: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 

In data science, 80 percent of time spent is preparing data, 20 percent of time is spent complaining about the need to prepare data.  

You are so mean that your standard deviation is zero. 

Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete, but I heard their chatter continuously. 

How many data scientists does it take to screw in the light bulb?
Three. 1 for training sample 1 for validation 1 for test sample.

How did the Data Scientist get his girlfriend to become an attractive model?
By training her.

Did you hear that the FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list?
They are definitely plotting something.

A company manager is flying across the desert in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He calls down to a man riding a camel below him and asks where he is.
The man replies “You’re 42 degrees and 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north, 122 degrees, 10 minutes west, 212 meters above sea level, heading due east by northeast.”
“Thanks,” replies the balloonist. “By the way, are you a data analyst?”
“Yes,” replies the man, “how did you know?”
“Everything you told me was totally accurate, you gave me way more information than I needed and I still have no idea what I need to do.”
“I’m sorry,” replied the camel-riding analyst. “By the way, are you a company manager?”
“Yes,” said the balloonist, “how did you know?”
“Well,” replied the analyst, “You’ve got no idea where you are, no idea what direction you’re heading in, you got yourself into this fix by blowing a load of hot air, and now you expect me to get you out of it.”