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Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.


Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.


3 SQL databases walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out, because they couldn’t find a table.

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

A web developer walks into a restaurant. He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.


What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?


Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”


Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn’t get arrays.

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