FunkyBuddha Posted November 19, 2023 Share #1 Posted November 19, 2023 Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level. Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don’t C#. 3 SQL databases walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out, because they couldn’t find a table. A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?” A web developer walks into a restaurant. He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables. What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance. Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays. 1 1 Link to comment
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