Funny Refrigerator Magnet Quotes

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Funny Refrigerator Magnet Quotes

1. I'm a great housekeeper. Every time I get divorced, I keep the house!
2. I used to be apathetic, but now I don't care.
3. The average income of a teenager is 2am.
4. We childproofed our house 3 years ago, but they're still getting in.
5. You'll never hear me repeating gossip, so you'd better listen good 1st time.
6. When your mother asks you: "Do I look stupid?", it's best not to reply.
7. A toothache drives you to extraction.
8. Old folks shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
9. The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.
10. A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.
11. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"
12. How long a minute is depending on which side of the bathroom door you are.