Seeing Eye Dogs

[Seafood]

Me and my mate were out for a stroll last night.

She has a Doberman and I, my Chihuahua .

As we walked down the street,

My mate with the Doberman said to me,

"Let's go over to that mall and go to the sports bar for a drink." I said,

"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

My mate said, don't sweat it

"Just watch, and follow my lead."

As she approached the bar she put on a pair of dark glasses

and started to walk in.

But security at the door stopped her and said,

"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

So my mate said,

"You don't understand.

This is my seeing-eye dog."

He said "yeah right", "A Doberman?"

My mate said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

He then surprised me and said, "OK, go on in."

I realised

that convincing him that my Chihuahua

was a seeing-eye dog might be a little more far fetched, but thought,” i'll still give it a go!"

So i put on my dark glasses

and started to walk in.

Once again the security said,

"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." I too said, "You don't understand.

This is my seeing-eye dog"

He said,

"A Chihuahua? as if!"

I said

"A Chihuahua?

They gave me a f.........g Chihuahua ?!"