Seafood Posted September 5, 2023 Share #1 Posted September 5, 2023 Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter stops them at the Pearly Gates and says "To enter heaven you must each answer a bible question!" St. Peter asks the first nun, "Who built the ark to save humanity from the flood?" Nun says "Noah!" Thunder claps, gates open, the nun walks in. St. Peter asks the second nun, "who slung the stone and killed Goliath?" Nun says "David!" Thunder claps, gates open, nun walks in. St. Peter asks the third nun, "What is the first thing Eve said when God sent her to the Man?" Nun thinks. Think some more. And more. Nun finally says, "That's a hard one..." Aaaaaand thunder claps, gates open, and the nun walks in. Link to comment
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