Seat

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An elderly man got onto a packed city bus. No one offered him a seat so he had to stand in the aisle leaning on his stick. When the bus stopped at the next stop, his stick slipped and he fell to the ground. A little boy sitting near him said "Hey Mister if you had one of those rubber things on the end of your cane that wouldn't have happened" The old man getting up replied "Yeah well if your Daddy would have taken that advice I'd have a f'in seat"