Grocer

[Seafood]

I pulled up at a Grocer's shop the other day to buy some fruit for the office. A little old lady was talking to the Grocer at the counter.
Little old lady says: “ I’d like some Onions please” Grocer: “Sorry but we have no onions” “Excuse me , I know you have onions, I got some last week!” “ Madam that was last week, we are out of onions today” “Don’t lie to me young man, I know you have onions, you’ve got em hid out the back” “I don’t have any onions madam! There is a famine of onions!” “Rubbish! You’re hiding them!!” “Madam, if you take the beet out of beetroot what do you get? “Root!” “ If you take the car out of carrot what do you get?” “Rot!”
“If you take the Flip out of onions what do you get?” "There’s no flip in onions!”
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you!”