Widow

[Seafood]

A bereaved widow is gazing at her husbands body laying resplendent in the chapel of rest and voices a concern to the undertaker. Her beloved husband had worn a toupee all his later life and to preserve his dignity and keep his 'secret' she wanted him wearing it for the 'open coffin' service. But she was very concerned that it may move or slip and his friends or even family may learn his secret.The undertaker told her not to worry and sure enough the service went perfectly even though many mourners reached out to touch her late husband and some even leaned over and kissed his face to say a last goodbye.

Afterwards she approached the undertaker and said she must owe him something extra for the marvelous work he had done with the toupee. He, of course, refused anything extra but she was insistant.

OK he said, I'll just charge you 20p for the nails.