Signs

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Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside an exhaust repair Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Inside a Vets waiting room. Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be delighted."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

Finally the best one for kept for the last. Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises