Lavatory

[Seafood]

A woman on a rather rough Council estate phoned the council , as her lavatory would not flush .

Duly a young man arrived at the front door in a Council van .

A very polite young man ..

'Good morning madam ' he said cheerfully. 'I believe that your ablutions are malfunctioning/'

She looked at the young man and said 'Can't you speak fecking English?'

The young man was somewhat taken aback . So he took the Bull by the horns.

'I believe you have a shite house that won't work?' he said

She looked at him and replied 'Oh yeah ! He's in the front room watching the fecking Football . Do you want to see him?