Santa

[Seafood]

"Dear Santa:

When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family.

Later, my parents divorced.

Soon after, my mother died in a car accident.

My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.

Grandma's sister was an alcoholic.

The whole family survived on my grandma's bank balance.

Grandma recently died.

My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.

My brother left for Canada and won't talk to us any more.

Dad, now 73, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.

Please help me!

Yours sincerely,

Prince William