Hat

[Seafood]

I said to my son "Where are you going tonight all dressed up?"
He said "I'm off to meet a new girl"
I said "Don't forget to wear a, you know"
"Wear a what dad?" he said.
"You know, put a hat on" I said.
"Do you mean a condom Dad?" he said.
"No I mean a hat you ginger twat!"