Saturday Night

[Seafood]

I was watching Match of the day on Saturday night when the wife said

"Are you coming up to bed darling, I fancy sex?"

I replied "Sure, I'll be up a soon as the footy has finished."

"Great.. " she replied in an annoyed voice... "you can record it you know!"

"Ok, you set the camcorder up, and I'll be up when the footy's finished!!.